such a pain in the neck

So Friday afternoon my neck started hurting and by Friday night I could hardly turn my neck. By Saturday it was over and I had no use of my neck at all and had to turn my whole body. Now I'm waking at 2:30 in the morning bawling because my neck hurts so bad and nothing is seeming to touch it and I can't sleep right and I can't sleep at all and I'm wondering why my neck is hurting. And I'm wondering when it will stop and how much longer I can walk around looking like an idiot. You should see me now. The girls and I didn't go to church today and I'm singing praises that they have nasty colds because I could look like at idiot at home much easier than looking like one at church. But anyway, every 6 hours I take a shower until all the hot water is gone (my hair has gone beyond frizzy) then I rub in some Deep Heating until the tears prick my eyes because of the sweet, sweet burning. Every 4 hours I'm popping IBprofin and I'm going to have to switch to tylenol in between because I've just about used my "allotted 24 hour dosage". I've got a huge scarf wrapped around my neck to keep the deep heat on and to keep the heat going. I usually feel good around the 2-5 hour mark. The 1 and 6 hour are painful (especially after a nap because the neck just aches like a demon) Anyway, so I just wanted to moan and complain because I've done nothing for 2 days because my neck can't work and I'm freaking out because I've got show choir and I can't be doing what I need to do looking and acting like a dork and my birthday is this week and I don't want to be hurting on my birthday. wwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! :'(